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Banane:Voel | Die Gro▀artige Bananische Bibliothek

Banane:Voel

Zur Person

Ein Lichtbild, welches Voel zeigt. Bei Voel handelt es sich um eine spät eingewanderte Banane. Nachdem er jahrelang nicht wußte, wo sein Zuhause sei, nachdem er jahrelang niemanden gesprochen hatte, nachdem er jahrelang nur das aß, was er finden konnte, nachdem er also jahrelang ohne Geld auskam, nachdem er jahrelang keine Familie hatte, da traf er auf Bananaworld ein. Sogleich suchte er das für Einbürgerungen zuständige Büro auf und stellte den entsprechenden Antrag, der auch kurz darauf bewilligt wurde.

Nach einer recht aktiven - der neuerlichen Neugier zuzuschreibenden - Phase, legte sich die Aktivität, nachdem das Bananische Telekommunikationsunternehmen ihm seinen DSL-Anschluß nicht gewähren wollte. So war er auf das Dahinkrepeln mit dem Modem angewiesen.

Titel

Momentaner Adelstitel?: Graf? (Erhebung in den Adelsstand durch Ernennung zum Minister für Entwicklung).

Beruflicher Werdegang

Wohnung

Momentan wohnt Voel in der schönen Provinz Litorient in Meerblickstadt?. Dort bewohnt er in der Küstenstraße 23 ein gediegenes Landhaus. Umziehen möchte er momentan auch nicht, so sehr scheint es ihm dort zu gefallen.

Anschrift

Zu erreichen ist er unter voelundr@yahoo.de.

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