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Banane:Salvator | Die Gro▀artige Bananische Bibliothek

Banane:Salvator

Salvator ist ein bananischer Bürger der frühen Stunden - so zusagen ein bananisches Urgestein. Seine Vorfahren waren Besatzungsmitlider der heldenhaften Perforata, dem Schiff Greybeards. Seine Abstammungslinie ist zeimlich verwunden und verwoben, so dass nur er sich durch das Dickicht seiner Vorfahren finden kann. Dabei sind ihm seine tiefgreifenden Kenntnisse der Chroniken eine ewige Quelle der Erleuchtung und Erkenntnisse. Dies hat ihm auch den Titel des Bewahres der Chroniken eingebracht. Weitere Hobbies sind die Erkundung der bananischen Natur und ihrer Bewohner. Seine Tierbeschreibungen hält er stets auf seiner Hompage fest. Manchmal wirkt Salvator etwas verwirrt und er ergeht sich - besonders wenn es um die Chroniken geht - oft in endlosen Monologen - die meisten seiner Zuhörer wissen das und sind von daher stetts mit einem Bündel Petersilie bewaffnet um ggf. die Gehörgänge zu blockieren. - Neben seiner Vorliebe für die Chroniken ist er auch ein ausgewiesender Kenner der bananischen Küche (man beachte seinen Leibesumfang). Nach dem Salvator sein politisches Coming out hatte wurde es Finanzminister und begleitet seit dem Prozeß gegen Banane:Der_Wolf das Amt des Vizepräsidenten.

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